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I really want to love hockey. On occasion I LIKE hockey; usually in the fall at the beginning of a long season or at the very end in the spring when the playoffs are in swing. In midwinter of this winter sport I just can’t get interested. My friend Scott absolutely loves the sport to which, by November, my response to his enthusiasm is along the lines of the ever dismissive, “whatever.” He responds with a similar comment when I watch basketball.

On those occasions when I have tickets to a San Jose Sharks game I get on the very verge of love. That’s because hockey is best appreciated when its live. Love hockey or hate it, when you’re at a game you’d have to be numb to deny the agility, grace, reflexes, athletic prowess and yes courage that these big men (and they are big) possess in order to play a game that is so astonishingly fast.

A few years back my son took me to a Sharks game and I brought my camera to try my hand and eye at sports photography.

Looking to pass

A Dallas Stars player looks to pass.

I tried ice skating – once. And only once.


Passing the puck.

Hockey players maneuver around the ice at speeds in excess of 20 miles per hour.

There was a skating rink in San Francisco and one day my girlfriend Linda talked me into giving it a try. Linda skated freely and easily around the rink.

Action at the goal mouth

Above – Sharks’ goalie focusing on an incoming shot while ignoring the action around him.

During a short burst a player might reach close to 30 miles per hour.

I took short, clumsy baby steps that didn’t really constitute skating.

Action at the goal mouth 2

The goalie moves to gather the puck.

To a hockey player the mechanics of skating are second nature, like walking fast – very fast, so that they can concentrate on all of the skills the game requires like shooting, passing and successfully completing coordinated set plays.

Linda continued to skate around, easily moving around the other skaters. I looked down at my feet. At one point Linda glided by and told me I moved like the Frankenstein monster

At the Dallas goal 2

All eyes on the puck (just in front of #12)

In the sequence below action swirls around the Dallas goal as a shot is launched. The goalie is only interested in the puck and not the 200 pound men battling around him.

When I wasn’t looking down at my feet I stopped and wobbled to make sure I wouldn’t collide with other skaters while trying to keep my balance. I failed horribly at the latter.

Dallas save 1

Shot on goal

Dallas save 2

The puck is headed wide (just above the shoulder of #10)

At the Dallas goal 3

The goalie pounces and gathers the puck

A shot on goal can reach speeds of 100 miles per hour, or to put it in better hockey perspective 146.667 feet per second. So a 40 foot shot would take about 27 hundredths of a second to travel from the shooter’s stick to the goal.

Failing at keeping my feet I fell continuously and always on the same – damn – hip. The same one. By the time the evening was mercifully over I had a huge multicolored bruise on my hip.

Waiting for the puck

The Sharks’ goalie is riveted on an inbound puck

Since the ice rink was only a few blocks away I limped home and had a few glasses of bourbon. I had it neat, without ice, because on that particular night I absolutely hated ice. I’ve never gone ice skating again. I say if God had intended man to skate he would’ve given us blades on our feet.

5 thoughts on “Friday Fotos – A Night at the Rink

  1. Marie Rogers says:

    You have to take up ice skating as a child. I did. While I couldn’t do the fancy things you see at the Olympics, I did okay. But I never learned to roller skate. As an adult, I tried it. At least with ice skating, you can jab the end of the blade into the ice and stop yourself. but those rollers just go round and round and there’s no way to control them. My third excursion, I fell and dislocated my elbow.. That was the end of my roller skating career. I don’t ice skate anymore, either, because I live in Florida and I hate the cold.

    1. Paulie says:

      My friend the hockey fan made the same comment to me. He said that many of the players learn to skate about the same time that they learn to walk.
      My wife’s experience with learning to ride a bike was similar to my attempt at skating. We still ride a tandem.

  2. floweringink says:

    As ever, Paulie, your photos are Amazing!!!! You bring the feeling of being at a live hockey game into view. I am with you about live hockey. It is truly thrilling and those guys have some crazy skills! I have been to a few Calgary Flames games, and they were a total blast!!!!

    1. Paulie says:

      Thank you again for your kind comments. I think I need to learn to love hockey. My 11 year old granddaughter is taking lessons with a program sponsored by the Sharks. What fun!

      1. floweringink says:

        Good for her!!!! That is super cool! I think you will be in love with hockey in no time!

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