The Life in My Years

“Loomered.” A new adjective in the lexicon, loomered means that you got yourself fired on the word of a lunatic. Laura Loomer apparently has become Donald J. Trump’s new unofficial head of human resources (and when it comes to this administration, “human” is a word used quite loosely).

By most accounts Laura Loomer was the individual who got Mike Waltz, of Signalgate fame, removed from his position as National Security Adviser to the President. Walz’s deputy, Alex Wong was also fired, meaning, I guess, that Loomer can’t claim that she “did not shoot the deputy.”

Just as any terrorist worth his or her salt would claim responsibility for an act, Loomer posted a one word message to Politico, “Loomered,” even as Waltz’s head was not yet done rolling. Shortly after Wong was dispatched, Loomer texted,“SCALP.”

Other heads on Loomer’s wall include the director of the National Security Agency, General Timothy Haugh, and General Haugh’s deputy, Wendy Noble (shot another deputy).

Adam Schleifer, an assistant U.S. attorney in Los Angeles, was given his walking papers in an email from the White House which was launched one hour after Loomer had gone on social media to complain that Scheifer, a Democrat, had made comments critical of Trump during a run for a New York congressional seat.

Loomer recently derailed the nomination of Janette Nesheiwat for Surgeon General. Trump removed the nomination after Loomer criticized Nesheiwat for being too pro-vaccine. Trump subsequently has nominated Dr. Casey Means for the position, on the recommendation of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., which, by that very endorsement, means Means is, well, problematic. Call it guilt by association.

Means, who specialized in otolaryngology — ear, nose and throat medicine, left her residency because she was disillusioned with the medical establishment – not a qualification one would want in the nation’s top physician. Unfortunately for Means, she’s found herself on Loomer’s radar.

In a post on X, Loomer wrote, “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S PICK FOR US SURGEON GENERAL CASEY MEANS SAID SHE PRAYS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS, COMMUNICATES WITH SPIRIT MEDIUMS, USES SHROOMS AS “PLANT MEDICINE” AND TALKS TO TREES! SHE ALSO DOESN’T EVEN HAVE AN ACTIVE MEDICAL LICENSE
THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM!” (caps, Loomer’s)

In the same tweet, Loomer wrote, “I guess there isn’t a single conservative doctor in America who doesn’t have a history being a Marxist tree hugger?
We are so doomed. Aren’t we?”

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Who is Laura Loomer?
If drinking the Kool Aid is the standard for the typical MAGA American, think of Loomer as not only drinking the Kool Aid, but also taking it intravenously, shooting it up, snorting it, and smoking it. Compared to Loomer, everyday Joe MAGA is AOC. She’s roided out MAGA, big league MAGA; MAGA on a galactic scale. Laura Loomer wears her MAGA extremism on her sleeve.

Laura Loomer is a walking encyclopedia of sick conspiracy theories. Some of the fables in Laura’s Big Book of Unproven Nonsense:
That the Parkland, Florida and Santa Fe, Texas school shootings were staged.
The Las Vegas mass shooting was ISIS affiliated.
9/11 was an “inside job.”
Kamala Harris wore earphones disguised as earrings during her debate with Trump.
That Ron De Santis’ wife’s breast cancer was faked (this slander came out during De Santis’ primary challenge to Trump).
Remember the “they’re eating the pets,” debacle in one of the debates? That slander was apparently spawned from within Loomer’s toxic brain.

Loomer’s resume is an anthology of evil that she wears with pride.

During the 2016 election, Loomer arrived at a polling station dressed in burka, claiming that she was Huma Abedin (the vice chair of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign)

Loomer is proud of her intense burning hatred for Muslims. In 2017, she tweeted that she’d been late to a conference because she couldn’t find a “non Muslim cab or @Uber @lyft driver,” prompting her to propose a new ride sharing service that doesn’t hire Muslims. That same year, Loomer called for a permanent ban on Muslims entering the United States. She has dubbed herself a “proud Islamaphobe.”

After the death of Sheila Jackson Lee, a Black progressive Congresswoman from Texas, Loomer called Lee a “ghetto bitch.”

Of Kamala Harris, Loomer said, “I know that Kamala Harris sucked dick to get where she is today.”

In 2024, Loomer called for the execution of Democrats.

Loomer is so radical that she unnerves a fair number of Republicans who wish that Trump would create some distance between himself and Loomer. Republican Senator Thom Tillis who has maintained an ever so slight smidge of normalcy in an otherwise unhinged GOP, said of Loomer, “Laura Loomer is a crazy conspiracy theorist who regularly utters disgusting garbage intended to divide Republicans.”

She is so radical that she lost two election runs for Congress in the fire engine red state of Florida. Loomer is even too extreme for the extremist Marjorie Taylor Greene, who once criticized Loomer as being racist when Loomer suggested, “If @KamalaHarris wins, the White House will smell like curry & White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center and the American people will only be able to convey their feedback through a customer satisfaction survey at the end of the call that nobody will understand.” (Harris is of Indian descent). Responding to Loomer’s tweet, Greene posted, “This is appalling and extremely racist. It does not represent who we are as Republicans or MAGA. This does not represent President Trump.”

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Panning the Pope
Just recently, Laura Loomer set aside a few moments to slander the new Pope. It seems that Robert Prevost, now known as Pope Leo XIV, committed the MAGA designated sin of being too aligned with the teachings of Jesus. In his previous position as cardinal, Prevost ministered to the poor in Peru (ministration is, in Trump world, a malediction).

Something of a 21st “Renaissance man,” for a pontiff anyway, Pope Leo can be found tweeting on social media. Some of his tweets were less than complimentary of the Trump administration. After J.D. Vance, who apparently moonlights as a theologian when he isn’t slandering Haitians or insulting the entire European Union or discussing battle plans on unsecured social messaging apps, recently postulated that, “You love your family, and then you love your neighbor, and then you love your community, and then you love your fellow citizens in your own country, and then after that you can focus and prioritize the rest of the world.” It was his way of rationalizing his cruelty towards immigrants and anyone else he considers to be lesser beings.

Pope Leo, the Cardinal Prevost, tweeted, “JD Vance is wrong,” he said. “Jesus doesn’t ask us to rank our love for others.”

On various other occasions Cardinal Prevost posted messages in support of George Floyd, immigrants, Dreamers, climate science, and reducing gun violence; all MAGA third rails.

Loomer went off on social media. “The new Pope once retweeted a post about how we need to keep praying for career criminal & drug addict George Floyd,” she raged. “The tweet (Prevost’s) said, ‘May all hatred, violence and prejudice be eradicated.’ What prejudice? Is that another way to spell FENTANYL OVERDOSE? MARXIST POPE!”

Loomer continued, “WOKE MARXIST POPE.” Not satisfied with that tirade Loomer insisted that the pontiff “is anti-Trump, anti-MAGA, pro-open Borders, and a total Marxist like Pope Francis.” Yet more billingsgate; “Meet the new American Pope. Of course he’s anti-MAGA and WOKE. Another Open Borders Pope.Gross.”

And so what?
Certainly Laura Loomer would be just another story out of the MAGA universe of “coo coo for Cocoa Puffs;” just another character in the clown car – if she wasn’t in the driver’s seat with the ear of the President of the United States.