“Loomered.” A new adjective in the lexicon, loomered means that you got yourself fired on the word of a lunatic. Laura Loomer apparently has become Donald J. Trump’s new unofficial head of human resources (and when it comes to this administration, “human” is a word used quite loosely).
By most accounts Laura Loomer was the individual who got Mike Waltz, of Signalgate fame, removed from his position as National Security Adviser to the President. Walz’s deputy, Alex Wong was also fired, meaning, I guess, that Loomer can’t claim that she “did not shoot the deputy.”
Just as any terrorist worth his or her salt would claim responsibility for an act, Loomer posted a one word message to Politico, “Loomered,” even as Waltz’s head was not yet done rolling. Shortly after Wong was dispatched, Loomer texted,“SCALP.”
Other heads on Loomer’s wall include the director of the National Security Agency, General Timothy Haugh, and General Haugh’s deputy, Wendy Noble (shot another deputy).
Adam Schleifer, an assistant U.S. attorney in Los Angeles, was given his walking papers in an email from the White House which was launched one hour after Loomer had gone on social media to complain that Scheifer, a Democrat, had made comments critical of Trump during a run for a New York congressional seat.
Loomer recently derailed the nomination of Janette Nesheiwat for Surgeon General. Trump removed the nomination after Loomer criticized Nesheiwat for being too pro-vaccine. Trump subsequently has nominated Dr. Casey Means for the position, on the recommendation of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., which, by that very endorsement, means Means is, well, problematic. Call it guilt by association.
Means, who specialized in otolaryngology — ear, nose and throat medicine, left her residency because she was disillusioned with the medical establishment – not a qualification one would want in the nation’s top physician. Unfortunately for Means, she’s found herself on Loomer’s radar.
In a post on X, Loomer wrote, “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S PICK FOR US SURGEON GENERAL CASEY MEANS SAID SHE PRAYS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS, COMMUNICATES WITH SPIRIT MEDIUMS, USES SHROOMS AS “PLANT MEDICINE” AND TALKS TO TREES! SHE ALSO DOESN’T EVEN HAVE AN ACTIVE MEDICAL LICENSE
THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM!” (caps, Loomer’s)
In the same tweet, Loomer wrote, “I guess there isn’t a single conservative doctor in America who doesn’t have a history being a Marxist tree hugger?
We are so doomed. Aren’t we?”



